My Mom likes to tell a story about when I was a little girl and a man asked me what my Mom's name was. My response to him was "I don't know, but Danny calls her Darlin." My Mom and Dad have ALWAYS called each other "Darlin." In fact their Christmas presents still have tags that read "To Darlin, From Darlin."
Well...Karma is a funny thing sometimes!
We had to run into SLC to take Carson in on Friday to get his weight checked. His Dr. wanted to see if he had gotten back up to his birth weight yet, since he had lost so much that first week of being home. He was about 2 oz shy of being birth weight, but she was happy with his weight, so that was good! :)
The boy eats ALL the time, so I was actually surprised that he wasn't heavier, but we'll take 8lbs 5oz. :)
Since we were in SLC there were a few things that I wanted to do, so we ran a few errands, and did some shopping.
I dragged everyone into Michael's, because I had a 50% off coupon that I wanted to use. I didn't think I was in there too long, but I apparently was in there long enough for everyone to be a little more than bored.
Keric was standing by me and asked me where Cameron and Reagan were. I told him that they were with Dad and we would be leaving soon. Next thing I know, Keric is NOT with me, and Chris and the kids are asking me where he is.
Great!!! I knew he had just been there, I'm not a TOTAL waste of a Mom, so I didn't think he had gotten very far. Chris told the other kids to stay by me, and he went off looking for him.
About 30 seconds later I hear a lady over the intercom say "If there is a customer named Chris in the store, please come back to the framing department."
I knew that HAD to be MY Chris and that Keric had somehow made his way to the back of the store, and was most likely in a total state of panic! We waited for probably a couple minutes and sure enough, around the corner came Chris and Bubby.
A lady had found him wandering the store, and took him back to the Framing department to report him as lost. I felt like a real piece of crap Mom! That's the first time we have had to go pick Bubby up from somewhere for bing lost! He actually didn't seem all that frazzled, and didn't even look like he had been crying. He looked a little embarrassed, and a little worried that he was about to get into huge trouble.
A couple days later I was talking to him about his lost experience in Michael's and was asking him what had happened. He couldn't tell me much, mostly that a lady found him and took him to another lady to find his Mom. I thought it was sort of odd that they asked for Chris so I got to thinking...does he know MY name? What if I had been in there alone and he didn't know my name? So I said "Did the lady ask you what your Mommy's name was?" He said "Yes" I said "Well do you know your Mommy's name?" Again he said "Yes". So I said "What did you tell her your Mommy's name was?" He looked at me like I was crazy and said "I just say her name is Pantsi!"
Well no WONDER they asked you what your Dad's name was! I told him that Pantsi was just a nickname that Daddy called me, but my NAME was Natalee. He actually seemed somewhat shocked by this revelation.
Hopefully he has learned his lesson, and will not run off and get lost in another store, but if he does, lets hope that he remembers that his Mom's name is really NOT Pantsi!



